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Oh hello there. It’s your favorite little bus company. I’ve been awfully bad at sending emails to you on THE LIST but now we’re back at it. I promised you I’ll only send this infrequently and when there’s good reason, so here’s the good stuff.

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This week’s rundown:

• Broken Into Again!! AH!!

• The tour that always sells out.

• An opening.

• Sanny + disinfectant blowout sale

Broken Into Again! AH!!

Some human toolbag decided it was a good idea to break into our depot again, but this time WE CAUGHT HIM! Justicccccce.

If you don’t watch the news you may have missed that some dude broke in, stole our batteries, then CAME BACK later that same afternoon to try it again. What a genius.

We asked around the neighborhood and found that everybody knew this guy, but not in a good way. What ensued was a thrilling 4MPH chase through the neighborhood until the DPD busted him. Hopefully we get a tiny little reprieve from losing all of our stuff.

As luck would have it our GoFundMe is still open from the last time someone broke in and stole our catalytic converters in August, so if you’d like to toss some chips in you can do so right here: DBC GoFundMe (Please only give if you have extra money. We will be okay.)

The tour that always sells out.

There’s obviously something super special about SPOOKY SZN. 🎃

Ghostbusters. Weird bars under bridges. Worst costume competition.

Halloween 2022 needs to be fun. Like, FUN FUN. When we’ve done this tour in the past we made it all serious and terrifying. Let me be one to say I’ve had enough “serious stuff” these last two years to last a lifetime.

Hop on the bus, cut loose, do the thing. Get your tickets here before they’re gone: click this so good

Remaining dates this year:

• Saturday, October 15th: Almost sold out!

• Friday, October 21st: Available

• Saturday, October 22nd: Almost sold out!

• Tuesday, October 25th: Available

• Wednesday, October 26th: Available

• Thursday, October 27th: Available

• Friday, October 28th: Available

• Saturday, October 29th: Almost sold out!

• Sunday, October 30th: Available

• Monday, October 31st: Available

Get your spooky tickets now

An Opening!

We’re officially adding to our killer team of Drivers slash Bus Heroes. Do you or someone you know hold a CDL-B +P and have 4+ years of experience driving large buses? Do you like people and want to create incredible experiences?

Join us! Seriously. You won’t regret it. Click here to apply: click click

It seems a little spicy to talk about money when you’re emailing all of your customers but here’s the scoop: $30/hour plus tips (which are excellent), paid healthcare, paid time off, paid holidays, and some great company parties.

Sanny + Disinfectant Blowout Sale

We’re not literally giving it away, but with this 50% discount we’re basically giving it away.

Our sanitizer-making days were both thrilling and a little scary. If you remember back in 2020 we converted our entire operation into a low-cost sanitizer and disinfectant spray production line. We made thousands of gallons of sanitizer for hospitals, police stations, schools - you name it. We even sent a truckload out to the Navajo Nation, which was cool.

We quickly became the biggest sanitizer producer in Detroit, which was wild. Despite this it appears our sanitizer baron days are behind us — but our warehouse is still packed full of these great products!

All Made in Detroit with USA-made ingredients of the highest quality. Our Warp One surface spray, pictured above, is crazy good at cleaning everything and we use it daily. If it’s good enough for fighter jets, it’s good enough for your house.

Use code “BLOWOUT” at ArsenalofClean.com to get 50% (YES! 50%!) off any size order until this Friday at midnight.

Click here to raid our store

That’s it and that’s all 👋

Stay frosty

-andy

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